Opening
GOOD EVENING AMERICA AND WELCOME TO IT’S HAPPENING OUT, THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR LIVE GAY TELEVISION TALK SHOW. IT’S 9 PM, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 I’M YOUR ANCHOR John Hayden . LET’S START BY MEETING TONIGHT’S HOSTS.
I Want To Go To Sugarwood, NYC’s First D*ck Waffle Restaurant?
WHO NEEDS A DRINK? LET’S PLAY OUR YES OR NO GAME CALLED I’D SWALLOW THAT. WE INVITE YOU AT HOME TO PLAY ALONG WITH US AS I ASK OUR HOSTS 4 QUESTIONS. AGREE WITH THE QUESTION, THEY TAKE THE SHOT. DISAGREE, WELL IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. EVERYBODY READY… THEN LET’S PLAY ‘I’D […]
I Laughed As Grindr Learns RuPaul’s Gottmik and Denali Are Not Doppelgangers?
When Gottmik was trying to…well get something else on Grindr recently, he got a message from a confused fan who thought the RuPaul star was Denali…a different RuPaul star. ‘I’D SWALLOW THAT QUESTION #3 I Laughed As Grindr Learns RuPaul’s Gottmik and Denali Are Not Doppelgangers?
Shag Marry Chop – The Sparrow Academy
Before we finish for the night, if you’ve seen The Umbrella Academy then you know that they always end up messing up the timeline and making things worse. So now we’re celebrating by resetting our own timeline a little with a bonus round of Shag, Marry Chop. AND OUR THEME IS Forget the Umbrella Academy, […]
It’s Hogwarts For Gay And I Want To Teach At Coming Private School For LGBTQ+ Students?
A former teacher from Connecticut is working to open a new school called “PROUD Academy”. This non-profit private school would only be for LGBTQ+ students. No muggles allowed. ‘I’D SWALLOW THAT QUESTION #5 It’s Hogwarts For Gay And I Want To Teach At Coming Private School For LGBTQ+ Students?
Tucker Carlson, ‘MeThinks The Lady Doth Protests Too Much’?
When Tucker Carlson decided to try and body shame Nancy Pelosi after she appeared in a bikini, the trolls of the internet replaced her image in the segment with hot, hunky leftist blogger Hasan Piker. (WATCH THIS) ‘I’D SWALLOW THAT QUESTION #5 Tucker Carlson, ‘MeThinks The Lady Doth Protests Too Much’?
‘Love And Thunder’ Is Gayest Marvel Movie Ever, Starting With Thor
NEXT UP LET’S CATCH UP WITH NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT. In the newest Marvel movie, Natalie Portman becomes a superhero, Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie is flirting with all the girls while talking about her girlfriend troubles, the rock man Korg has babies with his boyfriend, and Zeus gets Thor naked. Our celebrity headline for […]
Gay Contestant Michael Bruner May Make Me Watch ‘Big Brother 24’?
When the new season of Big Brother premiered, many people became stans of BB “Superfan” Michael Bruner. He’s got strategy. He’s got style. He’s got all the shade a Gay lawyer from Minnesota could ever need. ‘I’D SWALLOW THAT QUESTION #4 Gay Contestant Michael Bruner May Make Me Watch ‘Big Brother 24’?
I Love Queer Travel But I’m Never Going To Fly On This Nuclear-Powered Jet Hotel?
An ambitious designer has created a new cruise ship concept. It’s a traveling resort that holds over 5,000 guests, and thanks to it’s nuclear-powered engines it can keep traveling for as long as it would like without having to refuel. Oh, but this isn’t a boat. It’s a giant plane. ‘I’D SWALLOW THAT QUESTION #2 […]
Who Knew That History Channel Would Have The Homo-Erotic TV Event Of The Summer?
NEXT UP, LET’S CONSIDER THE BEST THING OF THE WEEK. IT’S CALLED Colosseum on the History Channel. Muscles. Sweat. Men in leather. Who Knew That History Channel Would Have The Homo-Erotic TV Event Of The Summer? (WATCH THIS) WHAT DO YOU THINK?
